Chatterton
f-cking someone while they are vomiting
he was tossing his cookies but i chattertoned him anyway.
closely related to the pink sock, the chatterton is where you find a young virgin, pop his/her cherry, excessively plunder the -n-s until a pink sock forms, pull out (while still having blood on your p-n-s) and give him/her 2 red mushrooms, one on each cheek. very difficult, highly skilled.
that b-tch cheryl got the worst chatterton i’ve seen in years.
a complete idiot that doesnt know when to shut up.
a person that talks so much that others tune out and pretend they are paying attention.
“dude you would not believe the chatterton i ran into the other night.”
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