chatvite poof
the instantaneous log off used to dodge a chat invite or im.
“hey, what’s up? i just wanted to say hi online last night but you gave me the chatvite poof.”
“i hate that guy, he always wants to chat. i just give him the chatvite poof. ”
someone more naive might say, “gee, ed must have a really bad internet provider; he keeps losing his connection”.
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