Chaunavawanza
the all-inclusive, non-insulting alternative to “holiday season”, chaunavawanza is a combination of christmas, hanukkah, festivus and kwanza. pr-nounced “chawn-ah-vuh-won-za”
bill: hey dude, did you get the invite to the christmas party?
john: it’s chaunavawanza, you insenstive, racist pr-ck. i hope the flying spaghetti monster throws up in your stocking.
but yes, i did 🙂
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