chauner


the male reproductive unit which is used to annihilate the opposite s-x.
last night i was tipping a dame with my chauner and than decided to go b-lls deep.
“chauner” refers to an obese person who lives on state benefits, as a result of being too fat to work. this is a derogatory term, and only refers to those who are obese out of choice (not those who are obese through a medical condition). this word comes from a family who live in blackburn, england. the father of the family is quoted as saying “sometimes i get tired from watching tv so i have to have a little nap”
the majority of jeremy kyle’s audience are most probably chauners.

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