Chauvanist


despite contrary belief about pigs and -ssholes, a chauvanist is a man who knows exactly what he wants
“marc, wait a second, the stature of a lot of men is measured in the car they drive, the golf country club they belong to, and very much the place they live in. you have to admit that…” – incompetent fox news reporter

“… and whether or not their wives are staying at home and not working, that’s exactly what i said at the beginning. ’cause men are taught that they have to make women happy. the fact of the matter is, you can’t make anybody happy. you have to make yourself happy. happiness is a bi-product of achievement, so, for women to say that they’re unhappy, it’s their own fault. anybody who says they’re unhappy is their own fault.” – marc rudov the no-nonsense chauvanist
1: a f-cking idiot who is only attracted to certain bodyparts instead of to the opposite s-x for being living things of the opposite s-x. they brag and loud-mouth how ‘straight’ they are because theyre so into p-ssy, t-ts, -ss, etc… these are often the same kind of -ssholes who usually come out of he closet 10-20 years later. or they go around dehumanizing women and viewing them as meat instead. focusing on looks and s-x, the same way a dog would judge a couch-cushion before humping it and then chewing it. or theyre the kind of -ssholes who turn out to be s-x-offenders of somekind.

2: their loud abnoxious sense of pride is a display to others as a way of desperately trying to prove how straight they are and brag about how much, p-ssy, -ss or t-t they get and the more they get the straighter it makes them. but they only have so much to prove because they have even more to hide. like the wh-r- b-tch that brags about all the c-cks she gets but is secretly trying to cover the fact that she’s a lesbian or some kind of pervert.
3: chauvanists can come in all genders, races and s-xualities, but always bully virgins and slander them as being gay, when the cahuvanists themselves are truly the ones who are queers simply trying to hide by projected what they are onto an innocent victim to try and re-ssure everyone of their status in the heard of mouse-d-cked jack–sses.
1: the chauvanists wont stop talking about how much -ss they get… he’s such a fake.
2: the prattling of chauvanists really proves to me that they have a lot to prove because they have some dirty secret theyre trying to hide.
3: he wont stop telling everyone about his s-xuality, how much he likes p-ssy, t-ts, legs, and -ss… who he trying to convince, he’s so desperate to prove something! chauvanists should be ignored.

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