Chav Jamboree


the informal gathering of various chav indivudals and groups outside a magistrates court. there’s the inevitable p-ssed abusive chav dispensing idle threats to p-ssers by and onlookers (perhaps on a ‘chav safari’); the lone chav looking for someone with a light for his cigarette; the chirppy (i’ve been ‘ere every day this week) group of chavs); chav bints and sl-ts etc all wearing obligatory uniform – united colours of chav (burberry, white jogging bottoms, sh-ll suits etc). in combination when the collective m-ss looks like a brilliant bright spectacle of urban decay and hillarity this is known as a jamboree.
(driving past the magistrates court in stafford) – f’cking ‘ell there’s a cracking chav jamboree outside the spanner’s court today! did you see the state of the f’ckwits!

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