chav language


complete f-cking nonsense, as the name suggests, this is a language spoken by nearly all chavs, regardless of gender or race. depending on the area, chavs generally talk an -ssortment of dialects made up from c-ckney rhyming slang and its derivatives, latino phrases (people who use them usually think they are actually latino) and made up words. this is essentially a less sophisticated version of nadsat, that can be heard in a clockwork orange.
1-
chav: oi blud! you got a spare grout init?

translation: excuse me sir, do you have a cigarette to spare?

2-
chav: narr bruv, don’t make me blaps you up init

normal person: speak english, not rediculous chav language, f-cker.

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