Chav Music
an un-official genre of music listened to by chavs.
there are two types:
1. a girl with a c-ckney (london) accent singing quite clever lyrics to a fairly catchy tune. (this is the better type of chav music).
2. a man talking about his chavvy life over a loud, synthetic b-ss beat that is too loud. maybe a guitar will be playing if you lucky. not really music, more like noise.
example of type 2 chav music:
#boom boom boom boom boom boom boom#
chav: this is like, so original.
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