Chav Patrol


a gang of chavs with nothing else to do, so they walk around looking for trouble. anyone can be a victim, senile raping is common and a kid walking home from basketball is a prime target.
a 10 year old walks home and all of a sudden a bunch of chav patrol come around the corner and steals her stuff and verbally abuses her.

mother dean is walking home with her shopping nd chavs knick her food and push her in a ditch and run.

Read Also:

  • Chavrolet

    a truly horrendous, offensively customised car with a roof. invariably older than its driver and adorned with an ill fitting body kit with a sh-te paint job, alloy wheels, and a suspension lower than whale sh-t, rear spoiler and a peashooter exhaust system with one or two horse kn-bs. driven by a brain dead chav […]

  • Cheana

    someone kind and caring. has a big heart and likes to give more than receive. she has the gift to make people laugh even when they are in the worst of moods. she is known as a character for her sense of humor. she can be loud and outgoing or quiet and shy, depending on […]

  • cheaterfucker

    a person who cheats. that f-cking -sshole is a cheaterf-cker.

  • Autistically Hot

    a person so much hotter than the person they are dating that he or she must be autistic to want to date someone of such aesthetic inferiority. falicia so is much hotter than greg she must be autistically hot

  • autolatrist

    a person who worships him or her self. in etymology, it is broken down like this: prefix – auto – self suffix – latrist – to worship bruce is such an autolatrist because he is always checking himself out in the mirror. heaven forbid his hair be out of place. . . he’s got to […]


Disclaimer: Chav Patrol definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.