Chavalry
a collection of scooter mounted chav’s.
found whirling around most town car parks.
see also chav cavalry.
do you hear that ?
it’s the chavalry… lets park somewhere else
chav chivalry
when he saves you ‘twos’ without being asked
chavalry- when the most romantic gesture a bloke has ever done for his girlfriend is spit on an officer while yelling “get them f-cking handcuffs off her pig
chavalry – when a bloke bites another bloke’s nose off cos he was looking at his missus
1: a group of chavs, otherwise known as a cr-pfestation. derives from cavalry.
2: when a chav wipes the crumbs off his face and runs a comb through his hair to impress some bird out of his league, but only so he can premature -j-c-l-t- on her and brag to his friends about how hard he gave it to her. derives from chivalry.
oh jeez who called out the f-cking chavalry.
i know he told me i was so beautiful and stole me that diamond ring from that old lady, but i still say it was just an act of chavalry.
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