Chavese


an accent created by noel fielding for a character of his called sunflash. when asked about it in the mighty boosh’s future sailors live tour of 2008 and 2009, sunflash describes his accent as a mixture of chinese, chav, and south african and claims that everyone in the future will be speaking chavese.
howard moon: sorry, what is that accent all about, please?
sunflash: it’s a mixture of chinese and chav! i call it chavese! i think that everyone will be doing it in the future!
hm: really?
s (in south african accent): yes!
hm (imitating sunflash): yes?
s: yes.
hm: that’s south african, innit?
s: yes! there’s a bit of that thrown in as well! ahahaha!

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