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• dickableness

  the scale used to rate attractive girls (or guys if you’re gay) in the sense of how likely you would be to have s-x or give them a good d-ckn’ if the opportunity were to arise. sure my mom looks good for her age but on a scale of 1 to 100 her d-ckableness is […]

• bollocks-breath

  somebody whos breath smells like b-ll-cks and if its a man hes likely to me h-m-s-xual if its your nan, then well… she got some serious issues! also u should be scared!!! guy: dude, your nan has issues girl: what do you mean? guy: well when i was snogging her last night her breath tasted […]

• affirmative blaction

  a cheapshot program mandated by some government agencies and inst-tutions to give preference to africans based on their skin color alone, it can be used by females and certain other races as well, but africans are the main benefactor, hence the definition. i can’t believe it…i lost a spot at um even though i have […]

• FLOBBs

  flobbs … a modern acronym, short for: “flakes, lowballers, cheap-b-st-rds, and bottom-feeders”. flobbs is always plural, and refers to a cl-ss of people who’s actions are primarily irresponsible in nature and usually cheap. etymology: circa 2004, from online marketplaces like craigslist and the increasing percentage of flaky buyers. a few real buyers responded to my […]

• Afghan Pullout

  (n) – during the act of coitus, when a man and a woman are having unprotected s-x, the process by which the woman is convinced the man has pulled out through physical and verbal confirmation but he has actually still -j-c-l-t-d inside the v-g-n-. f-ck i’m pregnant again, b-st-rd did the afghan pullout, i knew […]

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