Chavington
n. a chav with some degree of cl-ss or restraint, who is well aware of the fact. a chav with a belief in cl-ss system within yob culture, and sees him or herself as being superior. a female chavington may sport the croyden facelift but will tie it lower on the head, and use a clip rather than an elastic band or scrunchie. a male chavington may sport the requisite askew baseball/truckers cap, but it will be in subdued colors, with little or no decoration. both eschew bling. however, a chavington is still a chav.
sarah and mike have become chavingtons since he got a better job. they are always saying this guys a yob, and that girls a slag. and they would rather get a bottle of wine and stay indoors than come to the pub.
a mocking term for certain chav that try to (and fail) act sophisticated, they will momentarily drop their native colloquial language and use real words to lure in the more gullible. the one’s lured in are likely to be mugged.
“this man’s monacle suites his fake adidas tracksuites perfectly, he’s obviously a chavington.”
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