chavvabe
any person who, seeing a chav (usu. on the internets), thinks it’s the trendiest thing ever and wants to be just like that. literally, a portmanteau of “chav” and “wannabe”. most common in areas outside uk, and in people with quite a bit of money. most easily identified by inappropriate dress (esp. wearing -actual- burberry), foreign accents (also fake british accents), and/or worldwide notoriety.
note: can also apply to such things as dogs, children, video game characters, and rocks.
“oi, you s-ss that chavvabe david beckham?”
“dude, you’re not british.”
“mom, look at this chavvabe. what a douchebag!”
“i saw your sis snogging that chav brett.”
“yeah, she’s such a chavvabe.”
“why would you dress your dog in burberry?”
“oh, it’s to keep him warm. it’s just so chilly-w-lly!”
“you know your dog’s a chavvabe…”
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