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chea-b-s is a nickname for the world renowned cocoa beach skate park.

pr-nunciation: “chee-be-es”

chea-b-s is a great skatepark. the only problem is that its infested with cheabs. (look up definition of cheab).

the cheabs of chea-b-s are the cheabiest cheabs of all cheabs. they don’t ever skate. they just run around and cause havoc.

the head-cheabs inlcude:
jarrod- president cheab
liam- vice cheab
cory- secretary of suck
rj- secretary of annoyingsh-ts
blake- secretary of anger
elijah- colored representative
cool kid #1: “yo jake, let’s go skate. want to head over to chea-b-s?”

cool kid #2: “nah, im sick of all those d-mn cheabs. i would rather skate paradise funplex.”
anyone who is awful at skating.
cheabs love skating bowl but could not do a switch blunt to save their life.
cheabs usally drive volkswagen beetles and write curse words on their board.
for an unknown reason cheabs have the strong desire to be with steve workman.

origin of cheab: a very amazing s-xy 14 year old discovered the word while attempting to read the word beach backwards. an ugly 16 year old whos last name rhymes with crumbulay thought of a definition for the word. this was inside a skatepark shop in september 2011.
“that kid jake is such a cheab”

“look at that kid riding his punchbuggy, he is such a cheab”

“d-mn whyd that cheab come here?, i bet hes just here to talk about steve workman”
someone who really sucks….. like really sucks at skateboarding.

someone who can’t win a game of flatground skate.
someone who invents the gayest sh-t tricks on mini ramp.
someone who misses the last trick of a skateboard train.
someone who rides ccs griptape.
someone who always gets in the way.
someone who does fs 180 nosegrab air-outs.
someone who breaks their collar bone on a skim board.
someone who pushes mongo.

you can really just tell by natural instinct if a kid is a cheab or not. (unless you are a cheab)

origin of the word cheab: in 1969, a skater tryed to read the word “beach” backwards, and ended up saying “cheab”. he was obviously a cheab.
move out of the way you gosh darn cheab!