cheat up
when cheating on your spouse or significant other, the goal is to pick someone better looking than the spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend.
“dude, i saw the girl you have on the side…didn’t anyone ever tell you that you’re supposed to cheat up? your wife is better looking that that!”
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- Chocolate Blizzard
when you c-m in a girl’s -ss, she then sticks her -ss in your face and blows the c-m and sh-t all over you. man, i was f-cking becky in the -ss last night and that b-tch gave me a chocolate blizzard! then i donkey punched her to show her who’s boss.
- Dragonfly dangler
the act of having s-xual intercourse, -n-l, oral, whatever pleases you, while jumping on a trampoline(: dude, ellie and frankie were just doing the dragonfly dangler at tags gymnastics!
- dropping a double deca
an extremely large p–p. 20 times a regular drop. 2 times 10(deca) . i have to go drop a double deca. i was dropping a double deca.
- dickpit
the spot where the bottom of the shaft meets the b-lls. it’s like the armpit of the d-ck. that kick hit him right in the d-ckpit. the area where the d-ck nestles into the b-lls, thus creating a pit. “dont worry about the smell babe, i just haven’t cleaned my d-ck pit in awhile.” noun. […]