cheaters discount
when a divorce settlement is adjusted from 50/50 based on infidelity. it doesn’t matter whether it was the ex-wife that boned the trainer cuz he acted like he was interested in her boring stories, or whether it was the ex-husband getting off with the young hot bartender in the back cooler based on his generous tipping and free drink giving. what don’t you understand here: in either case the cheater gets less than the cheatee. wtf, it’s not that difficult a concept, get lost peasant.
guy1 – what’s your prediction on how much cheaters discount jen will give steve?
girl1- great question, im thinkin like 70/30. if you think about it, yeah, she was in fact enjoying -n-l with her boss for a solid 3 years, but steve did sort of deserve it, he was douchey quite a bit.
guy1: yeah that sounds about right.
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