Check a bitch
sometimes, females get out of line in their dealings with you (cursing at you, cheatin on you, spendin your money, etc). when this happens you gotta check that b-tch, which means either verbally or physically letting her know who the man is in the situation. failure to check a b-tch leads to a man becoming a simp who women don’t respect. all macks know that checkin a b-tch is a crucial part of the game.
)how to check a b-tch and how not to check a b-tch)
simp: please honey stop the yelling i’m sure we can figure this out.
mack: b-tch you need to shut the f-ck up. i don’t know who you think you are but the man is talking right now and you don’t ever speak to me like that ya hear?
what an immature male does shortly before losing is girlfriend or wife. sometimes, boys get out of line in their dealings with you (cursing at you, cheatin on you, spendin your money, etc) and think they can control you. when this happens and you try to tell them about it they will sometimes check that b-tch, which means either verbally or physically -ssaulting a woman they allegedly care about. this behavior can often lead to boys never becoming men, continuing to live at home with their mommas and remaining virgins forever.
(how a boy will try to “check a b-tch” and the appropriate response)
boy: b-tch you need to shut the f-ck up. i don’t know who you think you are but the man is talking right now and you don’t ever speak to me like that ya hear?
real woman: motherf-cker, you need your punk -ss the f-ck up out of here and get a j-o-b, or don’t be bothering to come back.
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