check my outlook
when your company uses microsoft outlook to send meeting requests / plan time and you are not sure if you are free to have a meeting on that day / at that time or you are not sure what date or in what room a pre-arranged event is taking place, so you check your calendar in microsoft outlook for more information.
guy #1: smith are you coming to peter’s leaving do?
you: uh… when is it?
guy #1: 21st.
you: um.. think so.. i remember.. something.. about there being some kind of party on the 21st… i’ll check my outlook to see if i confirmed it.
finance girl #1: jason we need to meet to discuss our year end profits. is tomorrow at 9 good for you?
jason: should be, let me just check my outlook a second.
philip: richard are you coming to the pub now or do you want me to wait for you?
richard: i’ll be another 10.
philip: okay… i’m going to head on down, you know where it is right?
richard: yeah that one that we went into last time that had that crazy chick.. forgot it’s name.. i’ll find it.. don’t worry, i’ll just check my outlook.
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