check please


what you say after you either severely burn someone, indicating the coup de grace, or to indicate to the other party that the conversation is over.
friend 1: you know how i know you’re gay?
friend 2: well it cant be the fact that i’m talking to an outstandingly attractive cuban woman on the phone right now…that would disprove the gayness.
friend 1: yeah…but you smiled at me so that makes any other straightness null and void. check please!
an expression used after serving somebody.
“b-tch just got served! check please!”

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