checkerboard


southwest airlines equivalent of ssss (see previously accepted definition highlighted) . upon receiving the checkerboard you have to go through extensive secondary security screening because of pre-selected criteria.
due to me flying one-way, i was given the checkerboard treatment by southwest. now i have to go through extensive security before the flight.
like a pressed ham. the bare b-ttocks is placed against a chain-link fence.

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