Checketts
the slimey resedue usually found on the back of older toasters. it is volitile in scent and mildly sticky to the touch. the scent of checketts will often attract a variety of woodland creatures including squirrels and possums.
person 1: d-mn theres checketts on my toaster again
person 2: dont get any on you or you’l be attacked by a possum!
person 1: oh yea, bad memorys
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