cheek call
to accidentally call someone out of your contacts by your cheek touching your touchscreen. usually happens with iphone 4 or other touchscreen cell phone.
i totally “cheek called” sean last night, while i was on the phone with megan?! and he is the last person i wanted to talk to…my touch screen is so sensitive.
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