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• samoan plumber

  using the art of -n-l intercourse to relieve the constipation of one’s s-xual partner. my girl and i were in the carribean on vacation and she hadn’t sh-t for 10 days so i gave her a samoan plumber.

• schmorgle

  to m-ssively cuddle or tackle an animal. to hug the hate or sadness out of them. i have been away from home for a week, i’m going to schmorgle my cat so hard.

• blue diarrhea

  when a smurf is having a m-ssive sh-t, but ends up having diarrhea colored blue. i just watched the smurfs movie and in this one scene, one smurf was having blue diarrhea.

• the leg

  a nickname reserved for gossiping about a super conservative, texas rangers fan, person who has incredibly long legs in which they use to propel themselves through the school hallways to reach their destination. usually used for boys ( with a little too much testosterone) who do something stupid or super !!! on the daily. perfect […]

• christian karl

  the most bad-ss, head-ss, -ssman in the world, master slayer of all puss in the land huge d-ck yoo have you guys met christian karl, hes awesome

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