cheekologist
a profession in which you prescribe ways to comfort an aching gluteus maximus. this word originated from a woman named alexi-ssis hilmer who lives on a little artificial island which is called cape cod. she came to this profession after a jolly ride on her two wheeler one glorious morning and found that her bottom hurt.
alexa: ow!
jaime: what’s the matter with you?
alexa: my b-m hurts!
jaime: oh, i think that you should take a visit to your local cheekologist.
alexa: oh, thank you!i am forever in your debt!
jaime: -nods head in an all knowing way- the pleasure is mine.
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