cheeky description
a definition or summary of something in the most agreeable terms possible, omitting the nuances of ideology or the specifics of policy.
cheeky description of libertarianism: “we like freedom.”
cheeky description of democrats: “we dislike inequality.”
cheeky description of republicans: “we like america.”
cheeky description of feminism: “we want equality for women.”
cheeky description of white supremacists: “we like white culture.”
cheeky description of bush-era foreign policy: “we don’t like terrorists.”
cheeky description of madd: “we don’t like drunk driving accidents.”
cheeky description of nra: “we like freedom and safety.”
cheeky description of peta: “we oppose animal torture.”
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