Cheerio Landmind


when small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.
heather: “anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!”

anna: “ok mommy!” (running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

tom: (wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) “oh i am so tired..” crunch “oh d-mn it, i just stepped on a cheerio landmind. get the vacuum!!! annnnaaaaa!!!!!!”

Read Also:

  • Ariel McDermott

    somtimes dumb and immature and embarr-ssing, but thats what makes her so much fun. ariel!! you’re my best friend!!!! me:”hi ariel!” ariel: “you’re a t-rd! no, im just kidding, have some money!” me: “yay!”

  • USAMRIID

    usamriid (pr-nounced you-sam-rid) stands for the united states army medical research inst-tute for infectious diseases. based at fort detrick in frederick, maryland, the facilities of usamriid are used primarily for research on counter measurements for biological warfare. along with the next-door national biodefense -n-lysis and countermeasures center (nbacc) and the nearby united states army medical […]

  • arigga

    common among streets such as edgware road or bayswater, the ariggas are arab people influenced by music such as hip-hop/rap or r’n’b and therefore end up stuck between being arabic chavs and black juveniles. therefore they have earned their right to be called ariggas, similar to chiggas and wiggas. that y-sser is such an arigga

  • Asian Pass

    generally anything above any grade above a 90 or an “a” – depending on the person (or more likely their immigrant parents) this “p-ss” threshold will vary anywhwere from a 90 to a 95. this standard, is by no means exclusive to those of asian descent. it is understood that most asian parents expect their […]

  • USAn

    usan – a person with residence/roots in the united states of america. not to be confused with: american – a person with residence/roots in one or more of dozens of countries in north, south, and central america. i’ve lived in minnesota all my life. therefore, i am usan. you’ve lived in ecuador all your life. […]


Disclaimer: Cheerio Landmind definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.