cheese dog
when after eating a bag of cheetos, proceeding to jack off furiously without washing one’s hands, resulting in cheeto residue to encrust one’s p-n-s in a layer of orange greatness.
wow that bag of cheetos was delicious. oh god the kate upton game of war commercial just came on. i have no time to wash up, i’m gonna have to give myself a cheese dog!
5 more definitions
the act of performing -n-l s-x.
also defined as a male rubbing his package against the -ss of another male in crowded places for his own s-xual gratification.
i met this girl at the bar last night and gave her a cheese dog in the back room. what a wh-r-!
f-ck…i think that guy just gave me a cheese dog while i was standing at the bar!
tight pants on a man i.e. crotch huggers
wrangler jeans,western style men clothing, biker shorts (which are just wrong on men).
someone who is very rich $$$
jo: check tom’s new sneakers
rich: yea that guy is a cheesedog
when the eye of the skindog has been cheddered over with cheese.
when the skindog looks like it has conjunctivitis or mash potato at the end of him.
smeg is around the end of the skindog.
an itchy infection of the skindog after a hard night of dry stroking the ant eater.
joe has his own build in cheese factory, cheese dog.
i have pieces of cheese dripping out of my skindog, its now called a cheese dog.
when the helmet of the p-n-s has been left outside the sleeping bag (foreskin) for too long and gets a crustified substance over the eye of the skin dog, cheese dog.
a little boy with a mullet.
has a voice of a 9 year old.
he hasn’t hit p-b-rty yet he’s so a cheesedog
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