cheese dong
a long cylinrical piece of cheese representing a p-n-s. may be any variety including cheddar, jack, pepperjack, etc.
how about you go buy a cheese dong and eat that sh-t whole.
a) a p-n-s, usually uncirc-mcised, which has a buildup of sm-gm- and/ or a yeast infection. the condition resembles cottage cheese and has a funky smell.
b) someone with a personality that reminds you of the above.
i was gonna go down on the guy, but when he unzipped, he whipped out a smelly cheese dong. not putting my mouth on that!!
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