cheese omelette


a cheese omelette is when you j-zzum into a girl’s ear c-n-l and then you fold the flap of her ear over. the j-zzum will proceed to leak out of her ear, and it will look like a cheese omelette that is dripping.
“omg you just cheese omelette’d that b-tch.”
“look at the cheese dripping out of that omelette.”
flat looking br–sts, that sag two to three inches.
john: karen sent me a photo of her br–sts last night.

richard: are they nice?

john: three words. flat and saggy.

richard: don’t sound like br–sts to me. those are cheese omelettes.

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