a cheese omelette is when you j-zzum into a girl’s ear c-n-l and then you fold the flap of her ear over. the j-zzum will proceed to leak out of her ear, and it will look like a cheese omelette that is dripping.
“omg you just cheese omelette’d that b-tch.”
“look at the cheese dripping out of that omelette.”
flat looking br–sts, that sag two to three inches.
john: karen sent me a photo of her br–sts last night.
richard: are they nice?
john: three words. flat and saggy.
richard: don’t sound like br–sts to me. those are cheese omelettes.
someone who is delusional about montreal canadian hockey players in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment. habtards think they will get suban for less than $7 million/year.
- red gatorade
when you bang a girl so hard that your d-ck bleeds inside of her instead of c-mm-ng inside of her. dude, when i was banging my girl friend i couldn’t c-m so i decided to just give her a red gatorade. my d-ck has been sore for 2 weeks!
a made up name given to the beautifulest of ladies that often are s-xually ambitious and often refer to themselves as “s-xual scientists”. she can be selfish and vain and generally has a rack like a mother eff! she tries to be hard core but is truely afraid of love and here to for tries […]
when there’s really hot chick on a plane,and you wanna get with her but u catch her picking her nose,-ss,ear.it happens pretty frequently if you havent noticed! there was this really hot -ss blonde chick but she was picking her -ss.
- flyin' high
the act of being on drugs, getting laid, or just being in your happy place and bringing your joyful-ness to the world. =] i`m flyin’ high! it`s valentines! high on marijuana. blazed. stoned. i was flyin high last night at that party. when a guy gets a hard on in public and tucks his d-ck […]