cheese platter


a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surp-ss one’s standard of someone who is cheesey
girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night

girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!
a term generally reffering to an attractive looking female that you would keep coming back to for more.
“she’s a cheese platter, i’d go her many times mate, many times…”

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