Cheese Slapping


when you “cheese slap” somebody, it means you had s-xual interaction. swiss cheese refers to oral s-x, whilst cheddar cheese refers to solely s-xual intercourse. you can cheese slap somebody, and you can use the term in other forms such as “we are going to slap each other with cheese” for it applies to a large spectrum of things. note: this does not refer back to the edible type of cheese, though you could in fact say you ate someone’s cheese.
me: “dude, i was cheese slapping this ho the other day…”

some bro: “that’s cool man, who was it?”

me: “your mom! what is up”

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