cheese-toaster


a sword.

adumbrated in shakespeare, henry v, ii, nym: “… i will wink and hold out mine iron. it is a simple one; but what though? it will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man’s sword will.”
the knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.

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