cheese toastie


basically a grilled cheese sandwich.
a- “i’m craving a cheese toastie right now.”
b-“don’t you mean a grilled cheese?”
4 more definitions
central illinois wording for a cheese sandwich which is grilled. to make said sandwich b-tter 1 side of 2 peices of toast put cheese in between non-b-ttered sides and grill.
“that cheese toastie was ooey-gooey goodness.”
when a male is in the act of making love too a large obese women, at the moment of climax, ejactulate into a fold of stomach fat/roll. then close the flab immediately.

in the morning wake up and open the fold to find what looks like a cheese toastie.
lastnight dude. i banged a whale and gave her a cheese toastie
the image a doctor has to endure when an oap goes for a smear test
” now mrs montgomery this wont take long, jesus christ its like a cheese toastie opening this”
a v-g-n- that is infected, and sticks together like a cheese toastie.
“what was that girl last night like?”

“f-ckin’ awful. bit of a cheese toastie.”

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