Cheese Weed


cannabis indica

aka: original blue cheese, cheese, chee, cheddar, pukka

christmas tree shaped buds.the leaves are tiny and uniform and are covered with fine transparent crystals

its name has a questionable source of origin. most obviously the smell has a like cheddar cheese, although this is very questionable! its potential to generate huge amounts of “money” aka “cheese”, to the grower/seller in a samll amount of time due to how renound it is as a smokers most reliable smoke, always strong and tasty!

it’s the equivalent to having your head banged round the inside of a tin can before you settle down and go into cruise-control, usually non responsive, with highl tunes selective hearing.

a very powerful “skunk” that gives uncontrollable facial and reflex movements of nearly any muscle in the human body

“got any of that cheese?”
“got any of that cheese weed?”

cheese weed is one of several nicknames given to malva neglecta, a winter-summer annual weed (also known as common mallow, cheeses, cheese mallow, dwarf mallow, running mallow, malice, round dock, b-tton weed, round-leaved mallow and low mallow). “cheese weed” can be found in fields, gardens and disturbed areas of turfgr-ss and thrives in much of the continental u.s. malva neglecta is called “cheese weed” because of its fruit, which is shaped like a wheel of cheese.
my uncle chaz has a really bad cheese weed infestation in his back yard; looks like we’ll have to practice our back-flips somewhere else.

Read Also:

  • organic dishwasher

    used to describe a person of mexican descent. man, that chinese place needs another organic dishwasher, the dishes are piling up.

  • orthopod

    n. specialist physician; an orthopedist or orthopedic surgeon 1. karen allen was laughing so hard that she fell down and broke her wrist. she kept up the witty repartee even when seeing the orthopod at the er. 2. it’s ironic that dr. rosenberg broke his arm in an ice-hockey game, because he’s the orthopod who […]

  • flowery shirt

    a hideous fashion crime, often worn by flamboyant queen’s or those who don’t quite understand the meaning of chic. gee robin are you ‘coming out’ with that flowery shirt. or this isn’t hawaii what’s with the flowery shirt.

  • Sweatbunny

    (usually occurs in gym cl-ss and/or workout sesh.) when a fat male works out with a shirt on and sweats so much that it makes a sweatprint that looks like a bunny. (the two ears would be the moobs or man b–bs and the head would be the stomache region) girl 1: ew look at […]

  • foolsmith

    one that forges and shapes foolishness, similar to how a blacksmith would forge and shape iron. the foolsmith start quacking like a duck during the president’s state of the union address.


Disclaimer: Cheese Weed definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.