cheese wheel


1. a puffy and kind of stunned looking frat boy who probably wears polo shirts and listens to c-ck-rock. “dude, you know the best man always bangs the maid of honour,” is a common utterance of the cheesewheel; a cretinous tw-t-waffle; a male, bloated in both body and hair; a suburban mouth-breather.

2. a male child without a hope of ever being mistaken for intelligent, i.e., a little cheese.
“check out the cheesewheel. a rare find in the museum. i gather he must have stumbled confusedly through the entrance after a clumsy attempt to ‘pound’ his own reflection in the gl-ss of the door. what a f-cking cheese.”
also known as super tuna can, a gigantic p-n-s, however, most of it’s volume is derived from it’s long diameter, not it’s short length. also known as mega, super, or hyper chode
man, it’s so hard to hide my cheese wheel, it just doesn’t fit in any pants
a short fat d-ck. reference ron white.
she wants my cheese wheel.
a d-ck that resembles a cheesewheel.
it is a chode, but much wider.
“my cheesewheel is so wide, i gotta jack off like a dj!”
a p-n-s that is wider than it is long. people that have cheesewheel’s are usually disgruntled and like corn. hank fox has a cheesewheel.
g-d, look at that stupid redneck hank.
he has such a large cheesewheel
having to sit through a buddies set of bad jokes he always pulls off.
we met some girls the other night at the club and i had to sit through barry’s cheese wheel act again…man it gets old.

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