updated one’s facebook status message with a real mushy, emotional status update
“hugs and kisses xoxo is…so blessed to be blessed with the blessings of starbucks this morning!” would be considered an example of cheesebooking.
a cheezal is a mystical cousin of shrek, that loves to eat chips. a cheezal often has incestual thoughts for his third cousins sister. a cheezal is reported to have deep seeded feelings for a cheeky monkey. his only known natural enemy is the mexican bull frog. cheezal and the dirty monkey went to shrek […]
- land of hope and glory
better than the sh-thole you live in. land of hope and glory, mother of the free, how shall we extol thee, who are born of thee? wider still and wider shall thy bounds be set; g-d, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet.
the slurring of words due to extreme sleep deprivation. languid + slurring they didn’t understand me because i was langurring. they thought i was drunk or on hard drugs, but really, i hadn’t slept in 9 days.
large, and const-tuted mostly of lard. example: (when driving down the street, bob and cindy see an obese woman) bob: cindy, do you see that woman!? cindy: holy cr-p! she’s lardge
- exploding fist pump
an expressive hand gesture in which the individual thrusts their hand forward in a fist in front of them; traditionally extended from the chest parallel to the ground outward. at this point the individual expands the fingers, and then retracts their hand while oscillating their fingers individually upward and downward. this motion is typically used […]