Cheesecake Hand Job


commonly referred to as a cchj, this s-xual act is decidedly an up and comer. a cchj const-tutes a female using cheesecake as a lubricant while performing a hand job. the male recipient eats a separate slice of cheesecake while the hand job is performed. towards the end of the hj the female performs oral s-x, consequently getting some cheesecake herself as well as minimizing clean up.
person #1: hey man how was valentines day dinner with sarah?
person #2: dinner was great but dessert was better. we ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and i stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
person #1: dude you’re f-cking fresh as produce.

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