Cheesemousse
a large mythical creature that one goes hunting for in large groups while standing in a circle, slapping one’s legs and clapping one’s hands. if one finds a cheesemousse, the mere sight of the creatur will be so disturbing that the entire group will feel the need to run away screaming and deciding that snipe hunting is a much better pastime. mainly found and hunted for at bement camp and conference center.
going on a wild cheesemousse hunt!
(going on a wild cheesemousse hunt!)
going on a wild cheesemousse hunt!
(going on a wild cheesemousse hunt!)
stop!
(stop!)
look! over there!
(look! over there!)
it’s…tim payne!
(it’s…tim payne!)
you can’t go over tim payne ’cause he’s too tall!
(you can’t go over tim payne ’cause he’s too tall!)
you can’t go around tim payne ’cause he’s way too jacked!
(you can’t go around tim payne ’cause he’s way too jacked!)
you can’t go under tim payne ’cause he’ll step on you!
(you can’t go under tim payne ’cause he’ll step on you!)
so it looks like were gonna have to go…through tim payne!
(so it looks like were gonna have to go…through tim payne!)
ozzy! ozzy! ozzy!
oy! oy! oy!
ozzy! ozzy! ozzy!
oy! oy! oy!
going on a wild cheesemousse hunt!
(going on a wild cheesemousse hunt!)
going on a wild cheesemousse hunt!
(going on a wild cheesemousse hunt!)
stop!
(stop!)
look! over there! its…a cheesemousse!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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