cheesevan
mid-day quickie with a dude who drives around with cheese that he delivers but doesn’t make.
ugh, you guys, i was doing so good with not being a huge sl-t, but then got totally cheesevanned yesterday.
a police vehicle in south africa. they used to be yellow during the apartheid government, hence the reference to cheese.
hide your stash, there are some cheese vans ahead.
don’t send me nudes of your little sister, i don’t want cheese vans to stop at my house
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