cheesy bacon

when a female suffers from crusty residue around the l-b–. when coupled with uncleanliness, it becomes úber cheesy bacon, which in turn can be used to torture h-rny teenage boys.
“yer maws got pure cheesy bacon”
“would you care for a cheesy bacon sandwich”

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