cheesy gordita
n. when a female puts her v-g-n- on an unsuspecting (usually sleeping/p-ssed out drunk) victim’s face. it is the female counterpart of the teabag.
dustin was p-ssed out on the couch after a long night of drinking so amanda thought it would be funny to give him a cheesy gordita.
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