cheesy hamster
a man -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s chest. the c-m ferments in the crev-sse between the woman’s br–sts through a process similar to the fermentation of cheese. during the fermentation, the woman nibbles on the man’s p-n-s, the way a hamster nibbles on a carrot. once the s-m-n has successfully fermented, the “cheese” is used to make a creamy cheese dip. the couple then enjoys a romantic evening eating veggies dipped in their home-made s-x cheese.
wow steve your warm c-m really warms my chest as i sharpen my teeth on your wiener tip. this cheesy hamster sure is great! soon enough we’ll be relaxing and enjoying the reward from our hard (yet s-xy) work.
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