Chinko De Mayo


when someone can’t tell if you’re mexican or asian.
that lady gave me a ch-nko de mayo and asked me a question in spanish. i am cambodian!!
celebrating cinco de mayo at a chinese restaurant.
“are you going to eat at a mexican restaurant for cinco de mayo?”
“no, i’m doing ch-nko de mayo this year and drinking sake and eating sushi. it’s a ch-nko de mayo miracle!”
when ch-nks (chinese people) try to celebrate the border hopping holiday, cinco de mayo and ruin it for all of the jewish white people trying to celebrate it at taco bell.
jew 1: g-d d-mn man, all these ch-nks are ruining my cinco de mayo.

jew 2: i know man their a bunch of dirty ch-nko de mayo’s!

jew 1: they suck, they should be fixing someones computer somewhere.

jew 2: i hate ch-nko de mayo’s!!!!

jew 1: shalom!

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