Cheesy Mendoza


when a male places two slices of kraft american cheese singles onto a females br–sts and proceeds to t-tty-f-ck her. the man then -j-c-l-t-s onto each slice of cheese. once there is a good layer of -j-c-l-t- on each piece of cheese, the man then mashes the two pieces together and force feeds the cheesy j-zz sandwich to the female.
the other day i was giving my girl a cheesy mendoza. it felt so good. i felt bad though because she got really sick afterwards. how was i supposed to know that she was lactose intolerant?

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