Cheetahpult
an amalgamation of the words cheetah and catapult. a cheetahpult is a device used to launch cheetahs over enemy walls or into structures and then the cheetah’s speed and predatory instincts eliminate the enemy from within. a truly devastating weapon, predicated on the feline’s ability to always land on their feet.
the cheetahpult is as deadly as it is improbable
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