Fartex


a persons b-mhole or sphincter.
away and insert your c-ck up your own fartex , you wee champfer.
a commercial product, fartex is an aerosol spray, which when applied to a surface leaves a brown sticky stain that smells like several heavy farts.
“new brown fartex gives you more!” sadly the advert doesn’t suggest what the ‘more’ is…
a fart that happens while youre having s-x
he was slammin her hard and she let out a fartex

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