Cheeto Blasting
the act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing cheetos in the sleeper’s face, leaving the victim in a confused cheeto-residue-covered state.
“we were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were p-ssed out in their tents”
“did you see chris?”
“no, what happened?”
“he was cheeto blasted after he p-ssed out at the party last night”
“to make my hangover worse, i was woke by a cheeto blast”
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