Cheeto Dick
when you m-st-rb-t- and eat cheetos and end up with an orange d-ck.
chester cheetah got a scorching case of cheeto d-ck during lunch.
a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his d-ck.
kevin is such a cheeto d-ck, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.
an insult.
one who has a small p-n-s. (look at a cheeto and picture it as a pathetic d-ck)
“what ever you say, you cheeto d-ck havin m-th-f-ck”
when your p-n-s is smaller than usual because of weather, stress or just a bad time.
today i was hooking up with this girl. i was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while i was still in cheeto d-ck mode, she was not impressed.
when a man smells of cheeto stench that is seeping from the front of their pants and is cromming from the d-ck region.
a) did you smell tommy’s cheeto d-ck?
b) his cheeto d-ck reeks!
when you eat cheetos (r) and rub the cheese dust on your d-ck. then you get head, and the girl enjoys the taste of your d-ck. and wants more. let’s face it, who doesn’t f-cking love cheetos (r).
spencer: some fat b-tch totally wanted the cheese off of my cheetod-ck
christian: oh sh-t! i have a bag of cheetos (r)! time for some cheetod-ck
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