cheeto dust
the orange film dust that remains on one’s fingers when one has eaten cheetos cheese flavored snacks. one usually either chooses to use a napkin to remove it, licks it off, and some even choose to wipe it on any available surface to remove it. (see definition for ‘cheeto dust etiquette’).
if not removed this dust gets all over all your sh-t and everyone else’s. causing much dismay and can possibly cause ocd-ish type rant triggers.
dude 1: hey dude bro, you got cheeto dust all over my favorite d&d dice. yea, like not cool. (incredulous frown face)
dude 2: (evil chuckle). sorry, dude.
dude 1: (examines all his other belongings that dude 2 touched.)
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